my friend is making me walk to school on my day off
whyyyy???
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Evolution Simplified
This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.
FINALLY
I had to explain this in philosophy yesterday. to fellow adults.
It is so shocking when grown adults (from some super sheltered midwestern suburb usually) are like “uhmmm monkeys and humans barely even look alike, and like… evolution? i mean, we aren’t pokemon, duh!”
I just don’t even know how to respond to such fuckery.
This post is a good resource, but I honestly think people like that usually don’t WANT to learn. They turn away and go “NO CUZ THE EARTH IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD!!!”
help me now I’m calling you
catch me now I’m falling
(Source: starkoholic)
